bellatrix lestrange Mug
The best Harry Potter character. In fact, she is the best character of anything. Any book, movie, story. Anyway, so lovely Bella is a phsyco killer, who is way cool. She loves to torture innocent and usually defenssless people. She is way too devoted to the fabulous Lord Voldemort, who is the second best character of anything ever. But it is still way cool that she is blindly devoted to him. It would be hot if Bella and Voldy had sex, but only in a bizzare fanfic, so it's not gonna happen. Bella has her locked up husband Rodolphus to sleep with. Bellatrix's sister, at least the one she kinda likes, is Narcissa Malfoy, who is Lucius's wife. And Bella killed her cousin Sirius Black. He was cool too, but better him than Bella, who is 1000000000000000000000000000000x cooler. Than anyone. Bellatrix was sent to Azkaban for life, but got out after 14 years cause Voldy broke her out. So she was sent there because she tortured the Longbottoms into insanity, with the best spell ever, Crucio. And that is why the Harry Potter movies suck ass. Because in the fourth book, Bellatrix is indroduced as one of the people to torture the Longbottoms, but in the goddamn movies, she is not mentioned AT ALL, and fucking BARTY CROUCH JR GETS ALL OF THE CREDIT, EVEN THOUGH IN THE BOOKS HE IS ALL "oh daddy don't send me away I didn't do iiiiiiiit.!" To put it briefly (to late though, I guess,) Bellatrix is cooler than all of you. The End. PS I would have put all of the important stuff in too, but tpam got to it first, so props to you. =)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
My favorite mug ever
Small cup printing is well done.
It's perfect. Just what I thought I would be getting. Love the definition on one side and the "phrase" on the other.
lmao n. definitely buy a sex mug
The custom mug was as described. The packaging was first rate, and the shipping was surprisingly fast.
Brenanaz (love it!)
I impressed and made my best friend laugh when he saw I was drinking out of it. That was worth all the cash in the world
I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall
Love it! No issues at any part in the process
A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan
Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!
My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.
Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀