Kemptville
Hick white town outside of Ottawa. The teenage population consists of girls who wear bikinis everywhere and boys painting penises onto the local skatepark thinking it’s comedy gold. A lot of the kids vape or smoke weed without shame. Most are not going anywhere in life, because their parents never learnt how to parent their children (proven by their choice to settle down in this conservative red neck town). The adults basically encourage teenage pregnancy as they fail to control their children from attending alcoholic parties. The 9 year olds in Kemptville walk around yelling the N word because they heard it once on the internet (or from their shitty parents). Not only that, but usually those little brats bother anybody around them to look “cool” (just like the 16 year old potheads). Nobody likes diversity, and most people think the world revolves around them. People in this shit hole have no care for others. The teenage boys just want to get in somebodies pants, and the girls are all illegally dating somebody 10 years older. Kids aged 9 and up start playing with condoms so you will find ones scattered around town. There are 15 cannabis shops around where drug dealers find the weed to sell to their underaged victims, because their hicked ass couldn’t get hired anywhere. Small population of the town are intelligent and kind individuals with common sense. Most people are delusional.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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