Battle Mountain Mug
This town has a Shell station & the "s" burnt out so it says "Hell". The Washington Post made a literal Diss-track on the town and put the Hell gas station on there mixtape cover. Not shittin' you. Google it. The article didn't capture the true horror of this town. During the daytime souls from other dilapidated Nevada towns like the gas station trailer park community of Valmy & the Crusty Valley/Beowawe region blend in with the Battle Mountain community. The town has a Federal Indian Reservation that makes the Cabrini-Green projects of Chicago look like Circus Circus Reno... Yeah.. it's that bad. There is a Casino called the Colt... When pronounced it sounds like "the cult".. & you wonder why you don't have friends.. you keep telling people "The cult took all your money & the buffalo machine there is no good". This town is also illegal firework mecca of the west coast. I have friends from the Bay Area who drive to BM for the fireworks. Battle Mountain has recently legalize pot so the Bay folk trade stick-icky with the Battle Mountain folks all yay. That's how they talk now. So I see the post from 2005 saying B-town just has Bammer or whatever... We graduated from Bammer. We also got a new whore down at the local whore house.. The Desert Club. Her name is Pretti Yung. Stop by and take her on a test drive. Their slots are loose.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/