Battle Mountain
This town has a Shell station & the "s" burnt out so it says "Hell". The Washington Post made a literal Diss-track on the town and put the Hell gas station on there mixtape cover. Not shittin' you. Google it. The article didn't capture the true horror of this town. During the daytime souls from other dilapidated Nevada towns like the gas station trailer park community of Valmy & the Crusty Valley/Beowawe region blend in with the Battle Mountain community. The town has a Federal Indian Reservation that makes the Cabrini-Green projects of Chicago look like Circus Circus Reno... Yeah.. it's that bad. There is a Casino called the Colt... When pronounced it sounds like "the cult".. & you wonder why you don't have friends.. you keep telling people "The cult took all your money & the buffalo machine there is no good". This town is also illegal firework mecca of the west coast. I have friends from the Bay Area who drive to BM for the fireworks. Battle Mountain has recently legalize pot so the Bay folk trade stick-icky with the Battle Mountain folks all yay. That's how they talk now. So I see the post from 2005 saying B-town just has Bammer or whatever... We graduated from Bammer. We also got a new whore down at the local whore house.. The Desert Club. Her name is Pretti Yung. Stop by and take her on a test drive. Their slots are loose.
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