Kate
A "Kate" is someone who surprises you by coming into your life and lighting it up like the sun, when you didn't realize it was dark. She's someone who is a better person than you are, makes you a better person than you thought you could be, and fills your heart with joy you never knew was possible. She's a unicorn - you don't believe she can exist, until suddenly she's there, in your life, your heart, your days. She's someone who walled thru a hell that would have broken others, yet came out sweet, stronger, but able to be vulnerable. The pain she's known breaks your heart to hear, and you cry in private when you consider how others have hurt her. But you wouldn't know she's ever suffered - her laugh is musical, and her joy is strong and unbreakable. When she's scared or cries all you want to do is hold her, protect her,love her, and you spend hours wishing you could erase her hurts and hurt the people who hurt her. She has the most beautiful hands, feet, face, body, hair... (all the things) you've ever seen. You love her helplessly, hopelessly, and act like a knucklehead when she's around. You spend every minute you can with her, ache when you're apart, and spend all your phone battery on talking with her. All you want to do is hold her forever. All you want from life is to marry her and spend every minute, every breath you have, in her arms. That's a "Kate", and there's only one of them. In short, she's your queen.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it

THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute

I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
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