paris hilton Mug
The only woman to have the most reminiscent facial expressions during any photo shoot, and to not deserve her name capitalized. Her face is that of a manequins, forever frozen in time. She lacks personality, manners, respect, personality, a personality, and a personality. She lacks persona: The kind of thing that makes a human being descent to deal with by every hard working american and any other human being of good nature around the world. People like her give a terrorist a reason to terrorize america in any way, whether it be trench coat flashing, bombing themselves to hell, or flying a plane into a building(All respect goes to the families ***Peice***) She has the chin of a professional wrestler and the body of a year old corpse. Her face has had so many plastic surgery appointments that there aren't any muscles left in her face to make an expression, period. She can't look, smile, frown, act, model, or sing. What gives....WHAT GIVES!!!!!!!!!!! To put things simply, if she died, I would laugh with great relish and the rest of the year would honestly be a better one for me. I would defecate all over my self upon hearing the news and urinate down my leg just out of the sheer fact and joy that a curse known as paris hilton has been forever washed off this bruised planet.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!