Cheerleader ๐๐ฃ Mug
A cheerleader is someone who works their butt off to make a perfect performance for the crowd and players. Cheerleaders are stereotyped in TV shows as being the popular or cool girls. In reality, cheerleaders donโt get enough praise for all the hard work they do. They spend hours on end working and training until they start sweating, bleeding, and becoming sore. They spend the day after practice in their bed all day because they worked so hard the night before. Work so hard and let the players get credit for their work. ๐ Cheerleaders are perfect. They work hard. ๐ช๐ป Only cheerleaders who are bases work up the strength to lift up their flyer. Take hits and not care. Let the flyer get the credit and not care. Only cheerleaders who are back spots have the strength to make sure the flyer doesnโt fall during a stunt and catches her even if it means a butt in the face. Only cheerleaders who are flyers have the mental strength to do stunts theyโve never done before much less seen before and still do it perfectly. Cheerleading IS a sport and if youโve never been a cheerleader, you donโt know how hard they work.
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
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