Tammie's Law
1. Everthing that can go wrong, will go wrong 2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice 4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate 12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it 14. You will always find something in the last place you look 15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet 20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought 21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up 22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first 24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre 25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before 26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly 30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work 35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away 37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over 39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening 47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn 52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on 54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing 55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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