Tammie's Law Mug
1. Everthing that can go wrong, will go wrong 2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice 4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate 12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it 14. You will always find something in the last place you look 15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet 20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought 21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up 22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first 24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre 25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before 26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly 30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work 35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away 37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over 39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening 47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn 52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on 54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing 55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant