My Heart Is Cold Mug
Hi - my name is Vlad you might say that I am bad. But really I’m quite nice if you look into my eyes Angry and calm patient and eager Maybe not an emperor but a top notch leader Just kidding - I’m the best. I am the dj, I don’t dance The beat is mine, the tune is mine. I’m cool – I am ice I roll the dice. My heart is, COLD my moves are, BOLD never get, OLD I save the – WORLD Did you know? I save reporter from tiger attack I drive Formula One car on the race track I test long Bridge with truck, I fight jiu jitsu with one hand on my back. I hit the puck, I make ice crack, I never pull back and never slack, I am cold like Jack I love the Beatles, from london to ostankino tower Strawberry fields, forever – forever in power Ja Geroi, If want this track live b**ch, I will play in Bol’shoi, I love my haters, I keep them close when they strive, From the bottom of my heart I wish they’re safe and alive. Our plains are endless, our men are strong versuri.us We have beautiful women and, i tell you, they’re never wrong I… love my transformers(voice off LGBTQprst), they are very tender, Putting their carrots in blenders, inventing new genders. My heart is COLD, my moves are BOLD Never get OLD. I save the WORLD.
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Customer Reviews
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane