My Heart Is Cold
Hi - my name is Vlad you might say that I am bad. But really I’m quite nice if you look into my eyes Angry and calm patient and eager Maybe not an emperor but a top notch leader Just kidding - I’m the best. I am the dj, I don’t dance The beat is mine, the tune is mine. I’m cool – I am ice I roll the dice. My heart is, COLD my moves are, BOLD never get, OLD I save the – WORLD Did you know? I save reporter from tiger attack I drive Formula One car on the race track I test long Bridge with truck, I fight jiu jitsu with one hand on my back. I hit the puck, I make ice crack, I never pull back and never slack, I am cold like Jack I love the Beatles, from london to ostankino tower Strawberry fields, forever – forever in power Ja Geroi, If want this track live b**ch, I will play in Bol’shoi, I love my haters, I keep them close when they strive, From the bottom of my heart I wish they’re safe and alive. Our plains are endless, our men are strong versuri.us We have beautiful women and, i tell you, they’re never wrong I… love my transformers(voice off LGBTQprst), they are very tender, Putting their carrots in blenders, inventing new genders. My heart is COLD, my moves are BOLD Never get OLD. I save the WORLD.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
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