My Heart Is Cold tee
Hi - my name is Vlad you might say that I am bad. But really I’m quite nice if you look into my eyes Angry and calm patient and eager Maybe not an emperor but a top notch leader Just kidding - I’m the best. I am the dj, I don’t dance The beat is mine, the tune is mine. I’m cool – I am ice I roll the dice. My heart is, COLD my moves are, BOLD never get, OLD I save the – WORLD Did you know? I save reporter from tiger attack I drive Formula One car on the race track I test long Bridge with truck, I fight jiu jitsu with one hand on my back. I hit the puck, I make ice crack, I never pull back and never slack, I am cold like Jack I love the Beatles, from london to ostankino tower Strawberry fields, forever – forever in power Ja Geroi, If want this track live b**ch, I will play in Bol’shoi, I love my haters, I keep them close when they strive, From the bottom of my heart I wish they’re safe and alive. Our plains are endless, our men are strong versuri.us We have beautiful women and, i tell you, they’re never wrong I… love my transformers(voice off LGBTQprst), they are very tender, Putting their carrots in blenders, inventing new genders. My heart is COLD, my moves are BOLD Never get OLD. I save the WORLD.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!