My Heart Is Cold Tee
Hi - my name is Vlad you might say that I am bad. But really I’m quite nice if you look into my eyes Angry and calm patient and eager Maybe not an emperor but a top notch leader Just kidding - I’m the best. I am the dj, I don’t dance The beat is mine, the tune is mine. I’m cool – I am ice I roll the dice. My heart is, COLD my moves are, BOLD never get, OLD I save the – WORLD Did you know? I save reporter from tiger attack I drive Formula One car on the race track I test long Bridge with truck, I fight jiu jitsu with one hand on my back. I hit the puck, I make ice crack, I never pull back and never slack, I am cold like Jack I love the Beatles, from london to ostankino tower Strawberry fields, forever – forever in power Ja Geroi, If want this track live b**ch, I will play in Bol’shoi, I love my haters, I keep them close when they strive, From the bottom of my heart I wish they’re safe and alive. Our plains are endless, our men are strong versuri.us We have beautiful women and, i tell you, they’re never wrong I… love my transformers(voice off LGBTQprst), they are very tender, Putting their carrots in blenders, inventing new genders. My heart is COLD, my moves are BOLD Never get OLD. I save the WORLD.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.