liz
A lesser new world god. She is often distinguished by her unrivaled beauty, grace, competence, and charm. She would no doubt rule over all the gods if not for her Cloud of Confusion that endlessly follows her. She is not capable of escaping her cloud of confusion because it is inherently her. She is best conceptualized as confusion manifested, which is what allows her to appear to simultaneously exist at both ends of every schism. It is a type of duality rarely found in nature. North American native inhabitants had a similar old world god, the contrarian, but Little is known of this tradition. In reality Liz doesn't occupy both binary states of all schisms. She is actually found in the resonate state between the dipoles. It is hard to observe or measure anything existing in this meta state, as it is ephemeral with incredibly small windows of observation. Similar to a black box and we can only see the separate states of her function output. We can know the cause and effect of her actions, but her motives can never be seen under the cloud of confusion. Nothing she does ever makes sense or concludes as expected. She kills those she loves and endorses those she hates. It has been theorized she was created in proto-times as a way to leach time and energy from the cosmos in an effort to prevent over abundant singularities from arising.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
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