liz Tee
A lesser new world god. She is often distinguished by her unrivaled beauty, grace, competence, and charm. She would no doubt rule over all the gods if not for her Cloud of Confusion that endlessly follows her. She is not capable of escaping her cloud of confusion because it is inherently her. She is best conceptualized as confusion manifested, which is what allows her to appear to simultaneously exist at both ends of every schism. It is a type of duality rarely found in nature. North American native inhabitants had a similar old world god, the contrarian, but Little is known of this tradition. In reality Liz doesn't occupy both binary states of all schisms. She is actually found in the resonate state between the dipoles. It is hard to observe or measure anything existing in this meta state, as it is ephemeral with incredibly small windows of observation. Similar to a black box and we can only see the separate states of her function output. We can know the cause and effect of her actions, but her motives can never be seen under the cloud of confusion. Nothing she does ever makes sense or concludes as expected. She kills those she loves and endorses those she hates. It has been theorized she was created in proto-times as a way to leach time and energy from the cosmos in an effort to prevent over abundant singularities from arising.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.