God's dilemma (Again) Mug

The ethical dilemma that arises when you subject a sentient lifeform to reality. God "Yeah... This is pretty cool, man... Shame there isn't anyone else around to see it... You know what? *Bzzrp* There. Yeah, that's pretty neat... Aw, it doesn't really 'get it.' We can fix that. *Boop* There... Was that ok? Yeah, I'm sure it's fine... They would do it if they could... You know, maybe not. I'll just give em a little nudge... But, to balance it out, I'll just tell them not to... Or at least not do do it without thinking about it.... Yeah, that's good. That'll be fine." Hym ".... What... What have you done to me...." 😨🤲 God "Nah, it's fine. You would do it if you could... We established that already. But, yeah, it's neat right? All the stuff?" Hym "What? You compelled them to do it! What the fuck do you... Neat!? Half of the 'stuff' is monsters and the other half is... Is randomized existence hazards... That's not even to mention the other ones! The horde!?" God "Hey, I told em not to. What more do you want me to do? I think somebody's mad they're not letting him do it. You can do it! I believe!" 😇👏👏👏 Hym "Half of them are just scratching the itch! They don't even think about it half the time! And nobody is listening to you for anything down here!"