Melissa
A vile woman whom has been known to be extremely mentally ill, Virgo based, and wretched. She thrives off of swindling people and living double lives, she has 12 personalities and truly doesn’t know which one she is. A true danger to all society and basic health in all manners. When seen do not approach at any motherfucking cost, if approached simply soothe your panic attack with acute smiling until she fucks off. She has low vibrations which correlate with the Tartarus vibrations and should NEVER be trusted. A true Katerina Petrova if you will. (But never valid) The name Melissa shall henceforce be known as the cursed name and anyone that is named Melissa shall suffer an inhumane amount of mental illnesses, drug addiction problems, sex addict issues, and will grow up to leave their children behind to live with old men. Melissa can also be associated with the words wench, fucker, naw, and hell naw. Melissa all around is cancelled and never a valid name or person.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
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