Melissa Mug
A vile woman whom has been known to be extremely mentally ill, Virgo based, and wretched. She thrives off of swindling people and living double lives, she has 12 personalities and truly doesn’t know which one she is. A true danger to all society and basic health in all manners. When seen do not approach at any motherfucking cost, if approached simply soothe your panic attack with acute smiling until she fucks off. She has low vibrations which correlate with the Tartarus vibrations and should NEVER be trusted. A true Katerina Petrova if you will. (But never valid) The name Melissa shall henceforce be known as the cursed name and anyone that is named Melissa shall suffer an inhumane amount of mental illnesses, drug addiction problems, sex addict issues, and will grow up to leave their children behind to live with old men. Melissa can also be associated with the words wench, fucker, naw, and hell naw. Melissa all around is cancelled and never a valid name or person.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!