simp
a) male who would say anything just to have sex with anyone, male or female, and after they get the sex from that person they will then either 1) stop calling, or 2) proudly get married to the person, either after some time together or right away, or 3) keeps calling back for more sex until he gets sick of that or finds a new orifice to insert himself into like an electrical outlet b) male who is not in control of his own household c) a man who would literally say or do anything, he approves of anything and everything, he will believe in anything, he would believe in nothing, he has no standards, he would do anything just to get sex out of a woman or from a man d) sitting home crying by the phone ass men who wonder "why won't she or he call me I thought we were in love", "we could be so good together", "we would make a great ass couple", "why she don't want me", "I know she wants me" e) sitting home plotting on another orifice man talmbout "I bet you she gon' let me hit it y'all, watch, look, she goin for it" f) submissive male who enjoys being used, abused, brought to the edge of death, and dominated g) male simpleton, a man who literally does not care h) men who change themselves for sex i) men who see any person in whom they have any sexual or romantic interest, as their prize
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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