Mandingo Gringo Mug
A bad white mf that don't take no shit, stays ready to knock em with hits...If you wanna play, he just may, creep low and snatch yo ass up any day...stfu or be done-zo, the choice is yours, greasy little gweedo...A sharp mind and a stout frame, don't make me, the one to blame...Punk bitch clowns flappin' their jaws, while I watch their hoes drop them drawers...Legs shaking, toes curling, she'll never forget my name...I break a bitch off with ease, my 9 leaves her weak in the knees...Your dick is nonexistent, like a golf tee...Clown ass trick you ain't a G, just a short little B...So keep running your trap while I'm building your casket, I'll keep blowing bitches minds, like a bad gasket...Don't fuck with the DC voltage, cuz I'll fry nukkas like a bad dosage...A ninja in the night, I'll come for you fool, leave you lying in pool of blood piss and drool...Best stay in your lane bitch or you'll get smoked hard like a spliff...
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!