Jeffrey
Jeffrey is a racist narcissist who everyone loves for some reason. He has lots of friends and can come off as lovable and trustworthy. He is very goofy but don’t be fooled by that act. In the end he only cares about his ego and what all his friends think of him. If he says he loves you, don't believe it. Jeffrey always has hoes on his dick because of how popular he is. Dont think its because of his looks because he has the worst hair in the world. Literally wtf was he thinking getting bangs with a mullet. Smh the only thing he has going for his looks is his ocean blue eyes. Plus, for as many sports as that boy plays it sure as hell does not look like it. (Not OnE bit) But dont believe a word that boy says because its all an act, an illusion even. The second he finds a girl with bigger tits then you, he’ll drop you faster then a fly off a wall. Don't even be affected by it because in the end you’ll look back and ask yourself why you put up with a controlling, racist, homophobic, sexist, 2 inch dick boy. You’ll ask why you put up with being told to go make a sandwich or go back to the kitchen or how he would constantly say the N word hard R, or how he called lots of people the F slurr. In the end, OVOID THIS MAN CHILD AT ALL COSTS.
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