Beverly Mug
Beverly is an individual who likes poop quirks. Whether it be diarrhoea spray in her partners mouth or a girthy log straight into the other sex partners anal cavity, poop kinks has the heart of a Beverly. Above all, she deeply desires feces as a hearty meal. Mouldy gorilla poo and cat piss with some Montreal steak spice ground in a blender is her favourite way to start off a great day. After she digests these beautiful nutrients, it’s time for a bowel movement. That means it’s feeding time for her partners. Beverly’s like to shit out her meal in a semi-automatic motion into the nostrils of a partner, leaving a candle-in-a-room style of aroma for her “victim”. After providing this beautiful performance, Beverly gets quite horny and begins to squirt down her other partners throat. He swallows, begins to digest, but after a short while just throw it up back into Beverly’s butthole. This is quite the operation however, so the end of a funnel must be forcefully jammed into Beverly’s asshole. With a wide funnel giving an excellent departure point for the re-used squirt, Beverly’s legs begin to tremble as the liquid gushes into her cavity. Beverly proceeds to undergo a slow death due to a severe yeast infection.
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Customer Reviews
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right