Eldana Mug
She's hot as fuck and has the best body. Every boy usually wants her. Although she might seem sweet but deep down she's planning your demise. She's quick to say no because she knows she doesn't owe anyone anything. You can't really get mad at her because she seems perfect. Eldana is very flirty but she doesn't do it on purpose, everyone loves her but she doesn't like anyone and she makes you feel bad really easily. She constantly talks to anyone that will listen but is also a really good listener. Her personality is amazing and when she's mad is the only time she stops talking. Teachers usually hate her when because she causes chaos whenever she's there. But when it comes to grades she gets straight A's. Her parents spoiled her at a young age because she loves money and anything that comes with it. Very much of a materialist. She can't get in trouble because her luck is amazing. She doesn't care about her insecurities because there are more things to worry about. She has an amazing voice that's super calm but ghetto at the same time. Her laugh is contagious and she is always smiling. If you asked her who her favorite person is she would probably say her cat(aka the Satan's spawn) or one really really special person. That person is extremely lucky and should honestly marry her because she's definitely wifey material. Eldana is also the best kisser and is usually not awkward. She's also one of the top 5 funniest people you will ever meet and she never runs out of things to say.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation