Philip
A hypocrite with sociopathic tendencies, typically willing to pretend that they might care about you up until you are no longer worth their time. If you don't offer anything that they want, they will ignore you for months, only speaking to you if required by some random coincidence. Whenever in a group or just talking about themselves to another person, they can't stop bragging about themselves and their measly accomplishments in their simple life, easily noticeable by them radiating their own through-the-roof ego that would annoy anyone in a 5 kilometer radius. They can't stop talking about themselves and their below-mediocre accomplishments. These people think they're on top of the world and/ or the main character of life. When in an argument, they have the defensive capability to always play the victim card, completely manipulating you by sounding like they're the one making compromises and are "willing to accept your apology" only by you admitting they're right as if they're offering salvation in its purest form. They think they're never in the wrong and are willing to prove their point so stubbornly up until it's hilarious to watch them try and do it. These motherfuckers are genuinely one of the most insufferable and unbearable people to be around. Typically stubborn and refusing to learn anything new, they think that they've grasped the entirety of the world's knowledge refusing to expand their knowledge on any subject.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.
Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland

Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it

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