Damon Mug
Damon is so hot and sexy. He's tall, dark, and handsome. He knows how to treat a woman and knows exactly what she wants and how she wants it. He's a polite and friendly guy when making impressions but is a sporadic and loud (in a good way) person once you've gotten him comfortable. He clicks well with everyone and is a keeper to a world of secrets. You could tell him your deepest darkest trauma and he'll respond anyway you want; He could give you unbridled support or firm grounding advice. He gives the best hugs, kisses and can pleasure a woman like no other. Some would even say he has fingers that could make a woman fall in love with him instantly. If you ever find yourself falling for a Damon you are in for a ride with a guy who will put prioritize you and treat you as if you are the queen of the world, he will always have music for any occasion you have with him and will make sure you are doing as good as you can be. Romantic or platonic don't lose a Damon because They hold grudges over the smallest things so if you end on a bad note he has potential to never contact you again or completely destroy yourself worth with how much better he will make himself appear after leaving out of your life.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/