Maria Mug
Maria is nothing BUT BAD B. BABY HER CONFIDENCE IS EVERYTHING.U THINK SHES KINDA GHETTO AT FIRST BUT WHEN U GET TO KNOW HER, BABY U MET THE RIGHT ONE. 100 boys like her but only likes 1 back. and his name is ed sherran. SHE IS ALWAYS GIVING ADVICE OR JUST LISTENING IN, AND DONT BE AFRAID TO ASK HER FOR HER OPINION BC SHE WILL sureeeeee Give it. she is someone u can just get really close with bc she will always be there for you. point blank pur. and if shes mean, you've probably done something first. but she keeps all her thoughts to herself. keeping it real 24/7 is just what she does. And if u got a problem with maria, tell her, bc she always wants to work something out and RESPECTS PPL POO. her fashion, EVERYTHING. u need help picking out an outfit? ASK MARIA. Dont ask maria out if u aint got no cash bc thats just trashy . maria needa man with his life together and who got a bank acc. If u think maria dont care, she do. she gone be thinkin bout it 24/7. SHE CAN NEVER MAKE UP HER MIND. She will make u laugh, or smile . Shes nice ofc. and forgiving. her iq's not the highest. Talk to maria abt anything. she'll come up with any response. MARIA IS ALWAYSSS LATE, BUT SHE SHOWS UP. so if ur her friend, feel special. u got the right one.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/