Zeus Mug
The God of Gods and supreme ruler of the universe. He is the eternal judge in heaven and you will have to stand accountable to him when you pass away. You don't want to be on his bad side because his wrath is very serious. Just hope that you are worthy of his love and mercy. Heavenly Father "Zeus" is so serious i remember when i was a young child i just took an ice cream bar from the conviencence store. i didnt know what stealing was. All of a sudden I was so scared i could barely move. Like i had just seen a very scary ghost. I couldn't eat the ice cream bar. and that night i heard very scary loud vibrations and huged my dad real tight. The next day i pooped my pants and my mom spanked me. I had a near death or total death experience and saw him face to face. He is very awesome and holy and he is Father Sky. His face was total white light and he was wearing an olive leaf crown. He said I look more like my mom. I asked him if he has anything against me. He said you took my quaters. My step dad looked like Santa Clause and i took his change sometimes cuz i needed extra money. He Man upstairs is so serious I would not want to stand before him as a murder and i'm glad he didn't judge me as a murderer. The man is serious. You are a total fool to defy him. but he is also very caring and concerned with great understanding towards people that are distressed. I love him and he is a very good heavenly father. I am glad he displine me that made me a much strongeeer person.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/