Miles
Miles is a cute dark-haired guy with brown eyes and is the sweetest guy and best boyfriend you could wish for. He does have a case of RBF, but he's actually extremely caring and empathetic but also super funny and smart. He has a great taste in music and is one of the best friends you could ever wish for. At times he can be weird and nerdy, but don't be fooled by his height and shy demeanor because he's also a known ladykiller. The reason for this is he is an actual god at sex. He knows how to push all the right buttons with his mouth and hands that will leave you screaming and cumming before he even unzips his pants. He has an absolutely massive dick called the big mac that is almost 9 inches long and thick (I measured 6.5 inches around) with some nice big balls attached too. However, he does actually have extreme hyperspermia, meaning he cums A HUGE AMOUNT, so be ready to be completely drenched in cum. Don't be intimidated though, cause this guy KNOWS how to use his blessing like a god. Honestly, this guy will stretch you out and make you scream and cum so much that you'll become addicted to getting fucked like a whore by him. Even though he's dominant during sex, he's actually always super attentive and treats you like a princess. But, all the girls I know say that after, sex with every other guy just feels mediocre and meh cause you won't stop comparing your next partners to him.He is the best friend, boyfriend and sexual partner I know by miles(no pun intended).
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
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