Dylan Mug
Dylan is quiet and reserved, yet he is always listening. His eyes bring you in and make you fall crazy for him. You can talk to him for hours on end and he will pay close attention. This guy will protect his girlfriend at all costs. Only the best for his girl, she is the one thing that grounds him. His life is very personal, hard to explain, and complicated at times. Whoever he loves will be surrounded by only the most nurturing passion. He keeps a small group of friends, and is liked by all. Family life for Dylan is like a rollercoaster but, he somehow keeps his loved ones close. He is the glue in any relationship whether friend or family. If you come across a Dylan don't be quick to look upon him, he is hard to figure out. When meeting this guy remember his worth and listen to his body language, as he speaks through emotions. The best guy in the world and will always have your back. He is respectful and holds himself to extremely high standard. This will often effect his self esteem but he hides his insecurities behind his good looks and addictive personality. When Dylan smiles it will light up your heart because he is genuine with his emotions. Dylan is successful in life but needs a partner. A partner helps him make decisions, he will always contemplate the right/wrongs. He needs someone to love and appreciate him when he is sad. Life may get overwhelming for him sometimes, he knows how to handle it with such ease. I am jealous of Dylan because he is LITERALLY perfect! <3
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/