Tropicana Field Mug
Located in St. Petersburg, Florida, Tropicana Field, nicknamed “America’s Ballpark”, is an MLB stadium and home of the 2x American League champion Tampa Bay Rays. Being the last remaining dome in MLB, it often faces criticism from bitch boy yankee fans on twitter. Despite them not having a father figure, they at least get to watch their overrated team get their ass kicked by the Rays 1,157 miles away at Yankee Stadium, AKA “Tropicana Field North”. Unfortunately, this beautiful stadium was built where all the old fucks from up north retired and moved to. These folks cannot drive a motor vehicle, due to not only having shitty vision, but also having their 27 rings stuck in their ass, thus keeping many Rays fans at home, fearful of getting in a car accident. The misconception of the Rays “not having any fans” is a conspiracy theory created by Red Sox fans, who like to make themselves feel better about their childhood trauma by telling you that the catwalks of “the Trop”rob their shitty team of home runs, when they completely ignore the fact that the hideous green wall in their sad excuse for a stadium known as Fenway Park, robs more home runs than any other ballpark in MLB. Fans of the Toronto Blue Jays and Baltimore Orioles typically don’t say much about Tropicana Field, not only because they don’t have very many followers due to crippling failure in recent decades, but also because their team gets fucking obliterated there on multiple occasions every year.
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Customer Reviews
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!