Tropicana Field Tee
Located in St. Petersburg, Florida, Tropicana Field, nicknamed “America’s Ballpark”, is an MLB stadium and home of the 2x American League champion Tampa Bay Rays. Being the last remaining dome in MLB, it often faces criticism from bitch boy yankee fans on twitter. Despite them not having a father figure, they at least get to watch their overrated team get their ass kicked by the Rays 1,157 miles away at Yankee Stadium, AKA “Tropicana Field North”. Unfortunately, this beautiful stadium was built where all the old fucks from up north retired and moved to. These folks cannot drive a motor vehicle, due to not only having shitty vision, but also having their 27 rings stuck in their ass, thus keeping many Rays fans at home, fearful of getting in a car accident. The misconception of the Rays “not having any fans” is a conspiracy theory created by Red Sox fans, who like to make themselves feel better about their childhood trauma by telling you that the catwalks of “the Trop”rob their shitty team of home runs, when they completely ignore the fact that the hideous green wall in their sad excuse for a stadium known as Fenway Park, robs more home runs than any other ballpark in MLB. Fans of the Toronto Blue Jays and Baltimore Orioles typically don’t say much about Tropicana Field, not only because they don’t have very many followers due to crippling failure in recent decades, but also because their team gets fucking obliterated there on multiple occasions every year.
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Customer Reviews
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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