Fortnite Mug
This definition should be enough for neckbearded pony humpers to stop using that game as a laughing stock of reddit. A game hated on by neckbearded, pony humping, reddit incel minecraft fanbabies. I personally don't understand the hate for the game. I think it's a good game in my opinion. FUCK THE MICROTRANSACTIONS! It's the gameplay I'm talking about. It's like you're playing Minecraft and Gears Of War. I think the graphics look perfect for an 8th gen console and any future consoles like the PS5. It's kinda like a Nintendo game combined with a Microsoft Xbox or Sony PlayStation exclusive game in my opinion. And I'm tired of the unoriginal FoRtNiTe BaD MiNeCrAfT GoOd memes uttered by brainless redditors and 4channers who think they're a "contrarian" because they bash the game when in reality, they're just a 300 pound basement dweller who marries his anime bodypillow. They even go far to call all people who play it "Virgins" when they don't even know what a girlfriend is. I think the collaborations with other characters are cool. Seeing characters I grew up with like Kratos from God Of War and Master Chief from Halo. I'm also tired of the stereotype that all Fortnite players are 9 year olds. Do you see the T rating? It means it's for teens! What pisses me off, is that if someone mentions Fortnite or Anything that has the slightest trace of Fortnite, they'll be trolled and bombarded with hate comments, downvotes, and death threats. People can be cruel sometimes.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/