06/12/06 - elijah :) <3 Mug
i love you so much and you're the best thing that has ever happened to me. you're the first person to make me believe in true love, you are someone that can actually make me feel so happy in 0.1 seconds, with literally no effort. if im having a bad day, and you're offline, thinking about you and our future makes me happy as hell. and and and, whenever i talk with you, you turn my bad days into good days and my good days into better days :D i am so incredibly thankful and blessed to have you in my life, everything about you is so perfect; your voice, your eyes, your personality, your cuteness, your heart, your soul, your smile :), the love you have for me, the way you're so protective about me, the way you make me feel so safe and comfortable.. and the way you make me smile like a whole damn idiot, and the way you talk to me about your problems, which shows that you trust me enough to talk with me about anything:D there were plenty more reasons to why you're so perfect, trust me <3. my biggest flex is having you. owning you. being yours. being loved by you. you're mine , and i'm yours :D <3. i promise to never lose feelings for you, nor to never leave you for some stupid reason. i love you so damn much, you don't even understand, and mi amor, if you're reading this.. damn. stop blushing, i know it made you smile flushed C: i love you, mi amor <33
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/