There is no definition.
What the heck are you here? Can’t you read? There is no definition. You can stop reading now.... There’s nothing to do here, you’re just wasting the next 10 seconds of your life. Why are you still reading? This is pointless. Just quit and read a real definition. Why are you still reading. this boring, useless, definition? I mean my NON-Definition. The search bar is above the website page... It’s time to stop reading... Go find something else to do. You still won’t leave? Man, humans are quite more stubborn than I thought. Well if you’re not going to leave. Then I will myself. Goodbye. Find a real definition. ... I’m not here... You can leave. Ok you want something to do? Fine. Let’s try some math. What’s 1 + 1? Answer was... 2! Ok, you just wasted about a minute or 2 of your life, you did a little bit of fun math with me, now it is time to leave. I’m quite tired of this. Just, leave okay? ... Ok. Now I’m REALLY tired. Do you not know how to leave? I can’t really tell who you are. I’m just the program. You are the user. And as the user I suggest that you quit. Ok. That’s enough. Goodbye user, it was not nice meeting you.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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