Nessie Mug
Nessie from loch Ness has long outgrown his nessting pond where he hatchedwayback and now must splash around the open oceans of the world, travelling is a pastime but mostly resides along the east coast of Australia where he is protecting his human host from undauvories, he's been spotted off Bulli in the water when summoned by offerings of slurpees from 7 eleven not Matty bees gf slurpee hell no. In the headlines recently he sunk a container ship of the eastcoast that possibly forgot to load his regular shipment of teff his favorite breakfast treat. It's said that as an immortal serpant god and of the shapeshifting species he can take on human form sinking with the correct host a Matty But not Matty b and the whereabouts of this host is said to be in the Wollongong district where keaps keaps sighting him serpanting or de-panting hot young women with other high flying serpents from a Lake N and his minion allegedly Time after time keaps spotting them. Nessies human form has been known to have a keen eye for one female in particular who is also described in the urban dictionary, and a true goddess herself. If your lucky enough to meet him you will experience uplifting positivity and has been described as a fun outgoing social butterfly and also as awesome+unique+special to everyone who knows him.
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Customer Reviews
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image