Broodmare Mug
A Broodmare is a woman who has a multitude of children by different men; typically does nothing else with her life, except give unwanted advice, and mooch off others. Broodmares typically never have jobs and live off EBT and welfare. Just like with horses: the sole purpose of the broodmare is to breed as much as possible, unlike horses human Broodmares typically mate with worthless studs that don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out off, aka non-bonafide. Keep in mind, these studs can mate 2-4 mares a day as long as they have a break for beer inbetween mares. Don't be fooled Broodmares come in all ages, ethnicities, and cultural backgrounds. I have seen Broodmares with 9 children by 6-7 different studs and 2 of the studs have also impregnated a sister Broodmare and one of the other stud's foals. When this occurs you have a platinum level PWT Broodmare on your hands, she doesn't mind sharing studs even with foals. Broodmares are by no means to be mistaken are an Alpha Mares.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/