clarixa Mug
If you ever meet a Clarixa, you're very lucky! She is a mix of bubbly, protective, crazy, emotional, and sincere all in one bottle. She will make sure you are never alone and will help you in your time of need. She will set time aside for the people she loves and will always put your needs in front of theirs. She will always protect you and will snap at anyone who dares say bad about you. Her tears can get the best of her sometimes, or she will be a hot head when she feels the time to be so. She is a wildfire when it comes to being with her. But be careful, if you get on her bad side, you will regret the day you wind up there forever. She can be mean and cruel to anyone who hurts her friends/loved ones. This woman is a human made by the gods for her body, personality, beauty, and mental strength. She can do you good, or do you wrong. If you ever happen to fall for one of these amazing beings, know she has her rules and bars for everyone she meets. You will not be disappointed if you date a Clarixa. She will take you on a ride of life you will not soon forget and will show you many doors and things beyond your wildest dreams. Every second with her is a second worth your time and effort, as she will give the same you put in. She is worthy of anything and everything and expects equality. You will be a fool if you pass her up. She will walk the mile in your shoes to see how she can best help you, and for these reasons, never let a Clarixa slip from your grasp.
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Customer Reviews
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant