Horny
Imagine this, She looks so hot. Her short skirt curves perfectly around her fat ass. She rushes towards you whilst you stare at her hard nipples through her transparent white top. She sees the massive bulge in your jeans and starts rubbing it whilst you both start softly kissing. The kissing works it’s way up and you get more aggressive. You start to squeeze her ass. You pick her up and she clutches onto you with her legs. You slam her onto the sofa and the kissing becomes really aggressive. You sneak your hands up her top and squeeze her tits. You take her top fully off and unclip her bra. You rip of her jeans and panties when she least expects it. You start kissing from the top down you kiss from her neck to her tits and then you start teasing her by kissing all around her pussy. She try’s to make you lick her Pussy but you begin making your way back up to make out with her. She pleads for you to go down again. You go down a bit further to her tits and stay there sucking on her hard nipples for 2 more minutes. She is so horny. You decide that’s enough teasing and make your way down to her pussy. Her pussy is frobbing, it is so wet. Her juices are dripping down her inner thigh. You slide your tongue all around her pussy licking up all the juice from her dripping wet pussy. You glide your tongue across her clit. You start licking the clit softly and work up the pace of your tongue.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
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