Fuccboi Mug
Ring ring, ah, ring ring Hey boy What do you want? You called me? Whatever Trevor... What are you doin'? I'm just- Oh I don't care Boy all you care about is fucking you're such a- A what? Say it A fuccboi You're goddamn right I'm a fuccboi They wear trendy shoes when they walk down the street 'Cause a fuccboi can't fuck if he's got cold feet A fuccboi fucks heaps he ain't got a spouse And a fuccboi wears a sunhat when he leaves the house Fuccbois, fuccbois, make some noise Fuccbois love to fuck and they are also boys Fuccbois, fucbbois handle their biz I totally know what a fuccboi is Fuccbois have a small vocabulary At least that's what I read on Urban Dictionary Statistically fuccbois all have skin And below their knee there's probably a shin Fuccbois, fuccbois, fuccbois, fuck A fuccboi is half boy and half fuck Fuccbois, fuccbois, let me hear you sing Fuccbois are still a relevant thing A fuccboi is a boy who can fuck all day If you can't do that then there's just no way You're a fuccboi and if you are a girl Then I don't mean to exclude but you're not a fuccboi And if you are a boy but you don't like to fuck Then you're not a fuccboi, tough bloody luck But if you do like to fuck and you're not a boy That's only half so shut up and eat some bok choy So spell it out 'cause I know you can spell fuccboi out loud Like you don't give a damn
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/