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And lets not forget in addition to being a Knight and the biggest meme of all time, 007 had the largest body of work in Hollywood - He was Mr. Universe and put Rolex on the map. Fucker infiltrated American culture like nobody's business - and went on to a career as an Oscar winning character actor - anybody who can boldly slap a bitch in the face and their career taking off even bigger as a result is a success on that alone in my book. He outlived and outranked everyone he ever came across- even Marlon Brando - even Arnold - Sean Connery was simply the greatest of all time and nothing less. He will be forever slapping and owning everybody's ass forever for all time while laughing about it because it is just to much dam fun and if your not down with that he will just pull out a gun and put a hole in your stomach and watch you bleed out. Then he will pull out a shitty plastic weed pipe marketed by China in his likeness and smoke your ass after picking you up and breaking you over his knee then suplexing your your ass off a bridge and then getting in a submarine car while wearing his Rolex Submariner to maliciously shoot lasers at your rotting corpse - then he will find new ways to fuck with you some more.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
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