Collingwood Mug
A town situated in Southern Ontario on Georgian Bay. Sandwiched between the ass-cheeks of Blue Mountain and Wasaga Beach, the population is divided between 50% children who have a SoundCloud, (and will probably overdose at the age of 20), and 50% rich elders from Toronto. Majority of the population of Collingwood will most likely migrate due to the increase of house pricing, thanks to the 68 year old's named Tony, moving from their mansion in Toronto to their mansion in Collingwood. These 68 year old's named Tony, are most of the time, certified geniuses, but somehow manage to drive like fucking morons in their BMW. This place is perfect for you if you happen to be a Caucasian white female, as you can find all the kids with perms, chains, and a skateboard at Collingwood to grind your yeast infection onto. On the other end of the spectrum of kids in Collingwood, are girls who dye their hair blue and post sad edits of Bart Simpson from the show 'The Simpsons'. Their Spotify playlist is 50% dead rappers who they found out after they had died, and 50% reverbs of songs from the exact same rapper. They call themselves depressed, but in actually they just lack the attention they want. Half the time these people also go by names that they weren't given to at birth. I swear to god if I meet one more person named Lunar, Sparkle, Silver, or Rainbow Dash, I will literally crucify myself by my foreskin.
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Customer Reviews
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.