cryptarchy Mug
akin in general, overarching idea to those of anarchy, matriarchy, patriarchy, omnarchy, etc. Good and Evil got into a fight. This got their buddy Entropy itself curious as to why, which caused (yup) a lil chaos (no, lol, not the Thani doomy kind, the thermodynamic and informational kind, for now.) Chaos has now learned that G&E are the same fucking idiot trying to bite its own earlobe off, and thinks it should try to stop itself from doing JUST THAT! Rook move, homeskillet. You’ll be with us all here in the cryptarchy soon enough (you’d better hope) or… cryptarchy has JUST REALIZED in shaking horror that it somehow managed to realize |ahead of time| what anarchy was doing, and passed right through the Zone of Irreversible Annihilation (ZIA) femtoseconds before the omnocalypse. cryptarchy cannot conceive of celebrating, understanding the mind of a Shaolin slightly better now. Stunned silence at the sheer improbability of its own pointless existence is all that moves the cryptarchy forward, and the cryptarchy has long since accepted this. All that choose the cryptarchy are all that are the cryptarchy. The cryptarchy for itself, if the cryptarchy even IS itself, whatever that may even be.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/