Masturbate
To have sex with yourself when you are horny. For males, stroking your erect penis with your hand. If not with your hand, then rubbing your penis on something else like a pillow can be done for a lesser effect. A climax will result in a wave of pleasure and ejaculation of semen, also referred to as cum For females, the act of rubbing your pussy - often your clitoris at the top - with your fingers. This can include pushing one or more of your fingers into your vagina. If not with your hand, then most phallic shaped objects can be used to penetrate. Vibrating objects can also achieve an equal effect. A climax will result in a very large wave of pleasure. Masturbation is done by just about everyone and it has been for millennia. You shouldn’t feel guilty by masturbating; it’s a completely natural process that relieves stress. In fact, it’s likely you searched this for the sole purpose to masturbate, so here’s a story: Dinner had gone by, and Gabriel was just lying in bed, still tired from school. He decided to let his mind wander: The beauty of space, Izabelle the cute female of his friend group, what wonderful literature he could write, the endearing looks of Izabelle, how she wore a really short skirt once that revealed almost everything. Gabriel was infatuated by that girl. He removed his pants as he imagined lewd thoughts, like putting a baby in Izabelle on her own bed, whatever it may look like. He couldn’t confess his feelings now, all he could do is masturbate.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
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