Paden Anderson
A boy who always exaggerates everything he says, says things too loud thinking people will laugh at his “funny” joke. A boy who told every girl in 2nd grade he masturbates with stuffed animals thinking it would get him a gf. When he did have a gf once she broke up with if he said she was ugly and he never liked her. A boy who is obese but claims he is just chubby. A guy who is over sensitive about everything and over shares everything. A guy who is so self righteous he thinks he always the victim, always telling the teacher or authority figure that you did something even if it was minor or if you stopped doing once you were asked. A guy who no one likes at all except for outcasts. A boy who cried over you saying his stuffed horse was a boy even though you were in 7th grade at the time. A boy who’s face turns red as a tomato and cries when he doesn’t understand math problems, a boy who was so gross people in different grades thought he was gross. When people were nice to Paden he treated them like shit. Our entire class made a game about how fucking gross he was called paden germs ( like cheese touch ). Paden Anderson is a boy so heinous and disgusting he will end alone forever, or end up Married to a girl who thinks she a wolf and bites people and if they don’t let on top being hurt she bites them harder. And they only thing this wolf-girl and Paden have in common besides being outcasts is being obese.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Very easy to order and mug was made and delivered promptly. Looks great.
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