James
My life is brilliant My name is James I'm only 7 And that explains Why I’ve never had a best friend Until you came along But people stop and they look at us and they say that it's wrong They say You're a paedophile You're a paedophile You're a paedophile they say You're name is Clive And you're 45 But you don't let that come between us And you make me hold your... hand We went to the park And we fed bread to a duck And then you took me home So that we could… eat dinner And now I’ve got your fish fingers in my tum And then you try to push your... food on my plate You're a paedophile they say You're a paedophile You're a paedophile they say But I don't care Cause you're always there Like when you helped me find my spectacles And when you fiddled with my... hair You find me after school You watched me in the pool You make me laugh when you act silly You take me to the swings You buy me sweets and things Sometimes I play with your... watch You're a paedophile they say You're a paedophile You're a paedophile they say Or I have misheard Yeah I’ve got the wrong word I mean that you're my babysitter And though you are my babysitter You still take me up the... shops
The Urban Dictionary Mug
BEST MUG EVER I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT THIS OUTSTANDINGLY AMAZING MUG THAT MY FRIEND GOT ME AS A "SPECIAL" CHRISTMAS PRESENT IF YOU KNOW HWAT I MEAN
Great idea. Nice mug and well proportioned
Im gay so love this mug
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Great product. Timely shipping. Highly recommend this establishment. Thanks!
Best Mug ever. I love having the definition for my favorite word on a stylish mug. -ShinobiScout
It was hilarious and I loved it
bloody fantastic. yes you found a real review that isn't from a bot!
So funny and fun to share. Great gift
I have a persona/troll character on Roblox named: HaunCoolGamer, I bought this bc the actual definition of Haun totally fits Haun's brand.😎 10/10: Very epic.
sicko mode mug bought this, great mug. would recommend to friends
Good quality, not cheesy.
It’s an awesome mug
it's great get it with the definition of your b and make it cuteee
Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.
Excellent communication. Prompt service. Quality product.
my friend loves funky monkey mug
Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
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