marry the ketchups Mug
1. Buy two ketchup bottles 2. Buy toilet paper+black sharpie+smiley face stickers+tape 3. Wrap one of the ketchup bottles lower half in toilet paper then take 4. Apply the sticker on the upper half 5. Tape a peice of tape to the top, this will be the bride. . . 6. Cover the bottom half of the second bottle in sharpie 7. Apply the smiley face to the top half, this will be the groom 8. Grab everything put of the fridge 9. Put them all into rows on the table, with a pathway through the middle of the rows------ -------like that 10. Play some music akjdhdhdkqk 11. Run the ceremony 12. Take the cap off the bride and pour it into the groom 13. They are married 14. Mom just pulled into the driveway 15. Hide in your closet and await your death
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!