bloodsucker Mug
A frustrated woman, who has trouble opening her heart to a man. She spends her whole life looking for "the one" and when she finally decides to open up to someone, she sucks on them so hard, that it becomes uncomfortable for the other person; she will become over-attached. Her beliefs are often orthodox and rigid. She believes that only way to relate to a man is by a serious relationship, followed by at least 30-year-long marriage, and if she doesn't succeed with "the one," she will blame them and will never be able to talk to them kindly and openly again. She hates people who have casual sex, and she clearly refuses this possibility for herself, which will keep her frustrated and nervous. An open relationship is a foreign language to her. Typically, she will call people, who enjoy casual sex a fuckboi or a bitch. After the act of sucking onto "the one", the one will usually either stay with the bloodsucker (because he is afraid to hurt her feelings) and become bored and unhappy, or he will choose to leave the bloodsucker, who will after that become even more frustred, reserved and hateful towards men. Typical examples of frustrated expressions of bloodsuckers can be found in the top definitions of words fuckboi or mansplainer.
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Customer Reviews
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.