Jordan
the book of why Jordan is beautiful: chapter one: her smile Her smile is the most beautiful thing in the world when I see it I just stop and admire how beautiful it is when she smiles I smile because as long as she’s happy then I’m happy because when she smile it just lights up the room Chapter two: her laugh Her laugh is the cutest thing well one of the cutest things when she laughs it the cutest thing I just have to smile because if she wasn’t cute enough she’s 10000x cuter when she laughs it like a the most beautiful sound ever Chapter three: her voice Her voice is just wow I could listen to it like trippie redd album just because of the way it warms my heart when I hear her voice I’m just like omg everything is gonna be A okay Chapter four: her eyes She may not think it but her eyes are the cutest thing when I look into them I see our future and something cuter my reflection just kidding but her eyes are that beautiful brown and ah just wow Chapter five: her hair Her hair is just so perfect it is the beautiful gold color and smells the best when ever I hug her it is just so beautiful and soft and I love it but not as much as I love her Chapter six: her nose Her nose is just the cutest little thing and is so damn cute one of her amazing 100 features Chapter seven her body: Her body is just so 🥵 like she is my little short softie boo and whenever I see her I’m just like is she a parking ticket because she has fine written all over her
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love seeing new products, this one is awesome!
It's a very good idea and I'm so glad ☺
Veryfast ship in todays world...nice quality mug....will be buying more
Gave it to my uncle and he rewarded me with a wet kiss. Best gift ever!
mug gud, got it for my gf but mug just made her pregananant. Help pliz mug says its going after my thicc mum next. pliz send help
I love the personalized mug I got from you! I never thought there were mugs available like the one I got and it's going to make the BEST holiday gift! Thank-you!!
My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
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