Emma
Emma is just one of those people. SHES A CRACK HEAD but that’s why you love her. She’s really good at hiding her emotions but if she opens up to you...you know she trusts you with her life. She’s down to do anything and will slap a bitch if she has too. She’s friends with a lot of people but only hangs out with 2 or 3 people. Her parents are your parents and her dog is your dog even if it bites your toes. She will be the person to sneak out and bring you the forbidden monster energy drink. She is most definitely crazy and kinda weird at times but that’s what makes emma...well emma. She’s very faithful and will do whatever she can to make you happy. She has been through a lot and sometimes shuts down and gets depressed but she always comes back around. DON’T FUCK UP WITH AN EMMA. Your life will be hell. She’s beautiful and skinny but always thinks she needs to loose weight. A lot of guys chase after her but she’s not a hoe because she won’t just go for anyone. She deserves the best of the best and that is what she will get. If you hurt her...her best friend will beat your ass. She’s the type of girl to go egg or tp your ex boyfriend me house with her own father...People are always jealous that you have her for a best friend and they will do anything to push you away from her. She loves you and would probably be dead if she didn’t have you. Keep ahold of an Emma she’s a gem and something real special
The Urban Dictionary Mug

I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3

I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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