Grayslake Middle School Mug
The fucking worst place on planet earth. First you come to school and are greeted by a teacher that dosen’t give two shits about you because they are fucking out too get you. If you make it to lunch without fifty detentions and maybe a Panther Paw or two (their stupid fucking reward) you will get in a long ass hot lunch line. There you will wait about 2 1/2 hours so they can throw some shitty pizza on your plate, and a milk. Their milk tastes like it just came from their science lab cause the school is too poor to buy real milk. Then you go to sit down but every kid is a bully or a snitch. Finally you find a place to sit and you try to take a nibble out of their pizza and puke. Then lunch is over so you go to gym where you are expected to change in 2 second and wear heart rate monitors that leave red marks on your body because they are so fucking tight and painful. If you forget something in your locker and go back for it you get a detention. Finally you make it out and go threw the rest of your classes, and if you cry once at school you are showered by, “Are you okay?” And later might get sent to the social worker where the lights are so fucking dim you flick the social worker off and she can’t even see it. Finally after a long day you make it out of school alive and go on the dirty ass busses once again. When you get home you have an hour of homework but at least you are gone from Grayslake Middle School.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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