Bjorn Mug
Bjorn, where do I start? An absolute hotty, the best god damn abs ever but he won’t admit it. Amazing at every sport, especially basketball and soccer, he’s very fit. He can be quite sensitive but he’ll never show you how he really feels unless he trusts you completely. He’s outgoing, fun and has the cutest laugh ever. He makes the best jokes and loves tickling and teasing you. His hair is amazing, he can not wash it for a week but it’ll still look amazing, even when it’s not styled. If you’re dating a good Bjorn he gives you all his attention, little cuddles when he thinks nobodies looking or sometimes when the whole world is staring. He gives the cutest kisses ever, super soft and delicate lips. His smile can light up a whole room, it’s contagious. Bjorn’s love alone time and that can sometimes be mistaken for him being sad but mostly he just needed some time to think. It’s amazing when you hold hands, his hands are always really warm so he’s practically a portable heater. He always wants other people to be happy and he has the biggest heart ever. Bjorn is a fucking god but he’s never admit it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!