card counting Mug
The only legal and consistent way to win in a casino. You can do this by using a combination of basic strategy, and keeping track of the cards that have been played. Assuming you know the rules of BlackJack, here is a quick explination of how to play. Basic Strategy: If the dealers face up card is a 4,5 or 6 the player should draw up to a minimum of 12 If the dealers face up card is anything else, the player should draw up to a minimum of 17 Always split Aces and 8's The Count: The player is aiming to reach a minimum target number when counting. If the target number is reached or exceeded, the player should increase their bet because they will be odds on to win. The target number is double the amount of decks being used (If the dealer is playing with 4 decks, the target number would be +8 or higher). Every card delt has a count value. These have to be tracked in order to know when to increase the bets. 2,3,4,5 and 6 have a value of +1 7,8 and 9 have a value of 0 10, Jacks, Queens, Kings and Aces have a value of -1 Card counting does give the player a pecentage above the house, but it is not always easy to do. For maximum efficiency the technique should be practiced extensively prior to usage. In order to make counting difficult for the house to spot, count teams are recomended. This is where one person does the counting while playing small, and signals the other team members when to come over and start betting big.
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
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