Alessy Mug
Alessys are usually Very Kind. She will always have your back no matter what. She will never turn her back on you, On to her personality, Alessy is a very unique Girl, She is often dealing with a lot of problems . Alessy will always find a way to make you smile even if it makes her hurt, she will never show you that she is hurt so if she tells you anything that is going on in her life you are very lucky, Alessy’s will Put everyone Before her. You can hurt an Alessy with anything you say and or do, so be careful. Alessy’s are very secretive. Alessy just wants to be accepted by anyone she says hi too. On to her appearance : Alessy is very stunning, She is a Hot, Beautiful, Gorgeous Girl. People may not see it but trust me it’s there. Alessy Has very Big seductive eyes, Her mouth may be small but she is an amazing kisser, Her Facial expressions are So attractive, She has Long black hair Dark brown big Almond Shaped Eyes, Long eyelashes. Alessy can be very tall but shorter than you think, Alessy has A Marvelous body, She is Thicccc. Some might even say Slim thicc, Alessy is true to her words and when she promises you something she will keep it even if it isn’t at that exact moment, Alessy is Honest, and does not lie, She can make any Guy Obsessed with her, All she wants is to be happy. And to have a Happy normal life, Alessy has a very strong beautiful accent.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/