Steven
Stevens are generally cunts. They are highly opinionated of others and hold themselves in high esteem. It is common for the word 'arsehole' to be used colloquially for people named Steven. Stevens are typically forgetful, and struggle to listen to their significant others due to their all consuming self-interest. Stevens are tight arses but like to spend money on themselves. Statistically, people named Steven are more prone to delusions of grandeur. Apart from the negative vibes that people named Steven have throughout history given to the name, the name itself possesses mystical qualities. When we take the alphabet and extract the letter combination STUVWX a miraculous thing occurs. 1. As we know in mathematics, 'X' represents an unknown quantity. Therefore, we can substitute 'X' for 'N' giving it a known quantity. Thus, we produce STUVWN. 2. If we 'double the 'U' as the letter 'W' commands of us ("double u!"), we get STUUVWN. 3. When we turn the 'UU' and 'W' 90 degree's clockwise the name STEVEN appears. STEVEN is perhaps the most mystical name in the entire English language for this very fact. STUVWX - STEVEN This cryptogram was formulated alongside the development of Hidden Number Theory by a mystical sorcerer known only as STEVEN.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!
Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Love it
as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
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Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
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